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25-Sep-2017 22:37

"We can say we met in a Whole Foods" another classic old mannerism, in that it's a line people haven't used on Tinder since the dark ages.

We don't need to have deeply intimate bonds based on actual romantic feelings with everyone.

Photo: Instagram If you haven't heard of Tinder, then congratulations: You are probably in a loving, monogamous relationship. And the best part about Tinder is you can people-watch without even putting a bra on. For every guy with a nice smile holding a shelter puppy is a dude in a fedora popping bottles at the local T. The "Only Here For Sex" Dude will make things pretttttty clear in his bio, usually by telling you what he's only there for.

(SWIPE LEFT) But those of you single and ready to swingle are probably well-versed in the dating app taking the world by storm. But, because of its ease of use and likelihood of being able to "get it in" on a bi-monthly basis, Tinder attracts all kinds. The more confident of this species may even list size if he is so inclined.

) I myself have been a part of this Tinder experiment for about six months.

Dog cocking his head sideways, eyebrows up; grown man holding two kittens up to ears to keep them warm; prospective future boyfriend rolling around on the grass with his puppy; man of your dreams slow-dancing with a husky.

So if your guy isn't there yet, it might not have anything to do with you.

How much do you like to cuddle while discussing indie music? Instead, The Old Man will lay the charm on thick because, at this point in his life, it's all he has left.

ALT: (This is an actual Health Freak bio I came across) "Please have REAL photos of yourself. I'll cook you dinner if you'll let me talk about my start-up app that puts shelter animals in loving homes.